job interviewer: so…tell me a little about yourself :)
me: sure. i’m a virgo, INTJ, i love tank tops oh my god did you see the Anaconda video? that changed my life!
interviewer: bitch me too! the fuck. you got the job
"Learn to take a joke"
Yeah learn to make one
bae: come over
me: do you have food
bae: my parents aren't home
me: are they coming back with food
when you’re doing school work and someone asks you what the answer is
*snapchats and texts the same person at the same time*
Anonymous said: You fugly.
suck my ass